Select profile photos from a large pool to pick the people you think are attractive and send them automatic winks to get their attention
Filter members by the ones that are online when you are to start talking to them right away
Video chat lets you talk face to face with any members that interest you
Have to register and verify an email address before you can get a look at what the site has to offer you
No way to send any messages or look at profiles at all unless you sign up for a premium membership package first
Uploaded videos are locked behind a paywall that requires credits to play
Review
Uber Horny was created all the way back in 2003 and is owned and operated by Worldwide Connect Partners, LLC and Global Personals. Global Personals is also the same company that operates dating sites such as Dating Republic, Dating Agency, Love2Meet, Singles 365, and Adult Play plus many others. It was praised in 2013 as being the 13th company in the Sunday Times HSBC International Track 200. The site currently boasts more than 2,000,000 and the numbers are growing all of the time.
It’s just for hooking up
The great thing about the site is that it’s just for hooking up and nothing more. There’s no reason for anyone to spend time logged in unless they’re actively looking for a hook up partner. That means that any person you come across while you’re online will be looking for someone to have fun with and not just hanging around to read messages or talk to people. They user base is very active when it comes to meeting up and they go out of their way to make it happen as often as they possibly can.
Ease of use
The site puts the people first and that’s obvious from the first time you log in. The homepage is a very large list of the people in your area that are online and looking. You can send them a message or open up a chat with them with a single click. You can also favorite them to talk to them later or you can have the site notify you the next time you’re both online at the same time. You can also choose to filter them by photo count. This is going to show you the profiles with the most pictures up first so you can see exactly who you might want to talk to.
Advanced search
What’s really great about the site is that you can use the advanced search feature to really find the perfect for you. You can choose to search for people based on their eye color, body type, hair color, and even race. On top of that, you can refine your search to show you people that are interested in anything from threesomes to flirting to experimentation. There’s even an option to look for people with a certain type of job or level of income.
Membership options
There are lots of different membership options to get your premium access. You’ll need it if you want to look at profiles or send out messages. These options include the two day trial, which will cost you just $.95. Next up is the seven day trial. That one comes in at $9.95. After that, you can get access for one month at a cost of $34.95. A membership for six months will cost you $11.65 per month or a onetime payment of $69.96. Finally, there’s the twelve month membership. That will cost you $6.67 per month with a onetime charge of $119.95. This one also comes with an additional six months of access for free, making it the best possible option for anyone to buy.
Payment options
The site currently only accepts major credit cards for payment through Rocket Pay. You’ll need a Visa, Mastercard, American Express, or Discover card to get your access. When you sign up, you can also choose to get a three day trial membership to Meet Locals. It won’t cost you anything now, but you’ll be charged a monthly fee is you choose to stay with the site. Uber Horny doesn’t tell you what the monthly fee happens to be.
Three month guarantee
One the biggest reasons to join the site is the three month guarantee. This is an agreement between you and the site. If you remain a paying member for three consecutive months and never hook up, then you get an additional three months of premium access for free. This comes with some requirements. In addition to being a member for three months, you also have to have a photo posted to your profile and have sent or responded to at least five members during your three months as a premium user.
SMS
On top pf being able to video chat with members, some of them also sign up for texts. This is an option that’s open for anyone. Once you sign up, other people will be able to send you messages directly to your phone. The messages are still going through the system, so no one is actually getting your number. It’s just an easy way to make sure that you’re always seeing your messages as people send them. It’s the best way to make sure that you’re always available for a hook up any time someone else wants to meet up with you.
Conclusion
Uber Horny is one of the best ways for anyone to get laid on the internet. The communication is immediate so you never have to worry about your messages getting lost. You can talk directly on the site, video chat, or even send out text messages. That means that you always know that you’re getting through to people. It’s easy to use and you can take advantage of the advanced search to find exactly the kind of person that you want to talk to. It’s definitely worth a look to see if it’s for you.
